Jokes Heaven

Aaaww!! It's a busy weekend. We're handling a fund raising for the upcoming event in October. So we're selling pizza, some kind of foods, including sandwich and water. It's not tiring when selling, it's tiring when packing up. Hahaha but i enjoyed it, I guess. Hahahaha. Then yesterday, Sunday, i'm with Syafiq and Lee (cina) hahaha, went to a lot of futsal arenas! We've been going to Rawang, Ampang, HTO, subang grand etc. Woooaah... Tiring but it's fun in the car. We've been going to Syafiq's aunt house. Trying to fix their pc. :p Last destination for yesterday, KUIS. We're distributing our flyers there too. And since KUIS is sooo near with my house, i have to say hello to mom. And a hello come back with RM150. Woohoo.. So everything not in vain. hahaha. Then we've decided to dinner together. Then arrived at hostel around 23:00. I've been so tired. I dont even have strenght to online. I jumped on the bed and sleep straight away. :D

Benna, i'm sorry i didnt't come and text.

And the plan for today is..

1. we will set up a booth at HTO.
2. go to Syafiq's aunt house, returning microwave.

And i've found some not-under-18 jokes. :p Enjoy. Bye!

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1) What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

2) What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

3) What's common between men and video?
Both go backward..forward..backward..forward..backward..forward..stop and eject..

4) What is the similarity between men and rats?
Both keep searching for new HOLES.

5) What's the difference between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

6) Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as i have advised?
Lady : Doctor, i thought you had said 3 males a day.

7) Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes, all the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked: "Why?"
The animals told him: "Your tail is in the front!!"